Thursday, August 30, 2012
Olive garden
last year i cut out pasta and bread from my diet and shed a few pounds quickly.. and i felt better too. We've gone back to the beast and i think its time to start being good again.. anywho i saw a commercial for olive gardens never ending pasta and it got me thinking...
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Superstition
When people ask me how the car is running i usually reply saying "we dont make statements about the well being of our cabby... they always end in regret" lol.
Tuesday, July 31, 2012
WireBob NoPants
My band was int he studio today and Stephen (one of the guitarists) found what i think is a lampshade thing... My wife thought it looked like spongebob with no pants on.. With um... a large satchel.. so...
Monday, July 30, 2012
Working on the cabby
another day of working on the cabby. The parts store decided that they would replace my axel for free. so i had to get that out. The bearing is pressed perfect with the new hub.. should be golden after tomorrow.
Saturday, July 28, 2012
Thursday, July 26, 2012
Cheaper electricity
http://www.facebook.com/ElectricityNewHampshire
save money on your electric bill by signing up for a lower rate! free. you have options rather than just taking what psnh gives you for a rate :P
save money on your electric bill by signing up for a lower rate! free. you have options rather than just taking what psnh gives you for a rate :P
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Tastes like Butter..
One night my wife and I were visiting some friends. If i recall we were having dinner. At one point in the night they happened to take out a tub of margarine from the fridge. "Tastes Like Butter". A local grocery store off brand of "I Can't Believe its Not Butter".
Immediately we started laughing a the name and eventually I started thinking.. well if Fabio is the spokes person for ICINB then who would be the spokes person for Tastes Like butter... well here's the commercial as i play it out in my mind.
The Camera shows hands... dirty fingernails...greasy hands holding a knife dipping into the tub of margarine. Then the camera follows the hands as it spreads the butter on top of a sliced open glazed donut. A black and yellow tooth smile from a acid washed jeans wearing woman looks in awe at the man as he spreads the butter. Slobio, Stands proudly. He is wearing a trucker hat, dirty overalls and a wife beater so stained he might have legal grounds to actually beat his wife. He has a cigarette hanging out of his mouth and the ashes are falling onto his donut during its asent to his disgusting pedofile-esque mustache adorned lips. The woman spills her keystone as she is overwhelmed with amazement of this mysterious yet filthy creature. He notices her wanting eyes and motions for her to come to his table to share in feast. He then dips his hands in the tub and uses the margarine to slick back his hair. She sits down on the picnic table next to him. He gracefully slides her half of the donut on a paper plate. Their hands touch. They pause. Their eyes lock tight He opens his mouth and says, "Err. i dohn know wha dis is.. but it "tastes like butter"
well there ya have it :P
Immediately we started laughing a the name and eventually I started thinking.. well if Fabio is the spokes person for ICINB then who would be the spokes person for Tastes Like butter... well here's the commercial as i play it out in my mind.
The Camera shows hands... dirty fingernails...greasy hands holding a knife dipping into the tub of margarine. Then the camera follows the hands as it spreads the butter on top of a sliced open glazed donut. A black and yellow tooth smile from a acid washed jeans wearing woman looks in awe at the man as he spreads the butter. Slobio, Stands proudly. He is wearing a trucker hat, dirty overalls and a wife beater so stained he might have legal grounds to actually beat his wife. He has a cigarette hanging out of his mouth and the ashes are falling onto his donut during its asent to his disgusting pedofile-esque mustache adorned lips. The woman spills her keystone as she is overwhelmed with amazement of this mysterious yet filthy creature. He notices her wanting eyes and motions for her to come to his table to share in feast. He then dips his hands in the tub and uses the margarine to slick back his hair. She sits down on the picnic table next to him. He gracefully slides her half of the donut on a paper plate. Their hands touch. They pause. Their eyes lock tight He opens his mouth and says, "Err. i dohn know wha dis is.. but it "tastes like butter"
well there ya have it :P
Pee
The wife and I were talking the other day why urine is referred to as "pee". I decided that it must have started from the first letter of the word penis... Which got me thinking.. I think from now on Boys Pee and Girls Vee.
makes sense to me :P
makes sense to me :P
Epic Larp Fail
As a friend of mine would say "Hey, You're Doing it Wrong...
Public Service announcment... never larp with real weapons.
That is all
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